1.
First of all, is Nils really fat or are you just teasing me? Because I don't think that is possible. The fatness I mean, not the teasing.
Second, I take offense to the answer you gave to that Dave Matthews/John Mayer/train question. If the trains collided no "musicians" would be killed, as the only casualties would be two really gay really terrible wastes of human flesh and radio airwaves who think they are musicians. So in reality, there was no answer to that question.
Fool.
- That guy from the Backstreet Boys
Earlier in his life, Nils suffered from obesity, but he has since won the battle of the bulge and eats a strict regimen of corn starch and flour.
Please notice that I put the word "musicians" in parentheses, meaning that although some might regard them as musicians, I do not.
2.
So... how is it that Omega Supreme is able to blast off from his base on earth in rocket form, and land on the exact same base on the moon? AND, how can he transform in flight, as a rocket, into a robot when the rest of his body is on the ground? I mean, c'mon... how dumb are we? We can see that the rocket merely comprises Omega Supreme's arms... not his whole freakin' body! What gives, Wire Ball?
- John Deere
Unfortunately, The Transformers is riddled with all sorts of continuity errors and blatant mistakes, but that should not stop you from enjoying all 98 episodes.
3.
Where the heck is my April update? Why is Nils so lazy? I don't have a life outside of this site!!!!!
- Meg
So I was talking to Nils the other day, and I was like, "Nils, update your stupid website, you ignoramus!" And he was like, "Fine, I will!" So you have me to thank for this update.
4.
So if my transsexual boyfriend is taking birth-control pills, would he start to grow female parts?
- Drug Store Cowboy
No, but if he takes Orthotryclen it may clear up his skin.
5.
Who would you rather make out with: Link from The Legend of Zelda or Orlando Bloom's character Legolas?
- That guy from the Backstreet Boys
Oh, man, this is by far THE toughest question I have ever received, but I am going to have to go with Link from The Legend of Zelda, simply because he is a fictional video game character and it would be far less embarrassing to make out with a television screen rather than with something that looked like Orlando Bloom with pointy ears.
6.
Do you think the children of "MILF"s agree that their mom is a MILF? Like, do Pam Anderson's kids want to get in her pants? Or does the whole incest thing negate the "MILF"ness entirely. Please advise.
- Uma Thurman's son
As you already know, "MILF"s receive attention from the general public, as well as their own family, including their children. The best thing to do when you are attracted to someone in your own family is to move to Utah and become a Mormon.
7.
When is Nils doing more with this crappy crap crap website?
- Pete
I told Nils to quit school, quit working and just update his website and play video games, but he just went off on a tirade about he needs to earn money and further his education. What a maroon.
8.
Tampons or pads????
- Annie
I prefer to sleep on pads, because they are softer and more absorbent for someone with my body structure.
9.
What is nuclear waste?
- Smilin' Joe Fission
Nuclear waste is the radioactive material left over from harnessing nuclear power via releasing the energy by either fission or fusion.
10.
Are you related to them Quiznos deals?
- Pete
No, I have no relation to the Quiznos Spongmonkeys.
11.
Who is Heinz Nordhoff?
- Kristin
Nordhoff was the managing director for Volkswagon and the man most responsible for the success of the VW Beetle.
12.
Why have there been no more new updates to this great site? I really would like to see another "Lord of the Rings Authentic Weapons" update. I just love staring at some hot, sweaty men, especially if they are carrying swords!
- Lenny "Like Butter" Lane
I am sure you and all of the Laniacs out there are eager for another Authentic Weapon update, but with most of the essential weapons already covered, an update for that particular feature seems unlikely. Do not dismay, Nils has many updates planned for NibCrom Central.
13.
Who is Gene Snisky sleeping with, to get a job in the WWE?
- Mike (Mr.) Riemma
Gene had several make out sessions with Paul Bearer in order to get into the WWE.