1.
If the ocean really was running out of shrimp, would they call someone?
- Meg
There are no telephones in the ocean, otherwise, yes they would.
2.
Wanna play with my Wii?
- Stewart
Due to my inanimate nature, I am unable to participate in most video game activities besides Dance Dance Revolution, and even then I have never scored any points.
3.
How can the 997 GT3 be just as good as the 997 Turbo? I mean, they have the same displacement engine, except one has a turbo and one doesn't. Does Porsche know some secret fast magic nobody else knows?
- Pete
Many would argue that the 997 Turbo is actually faster than the 997 GT3 which can be backed up from statistics from the manufacturer. There are also many differences between the two cars besides the turbo including the all wheel drive system versus the rear wheel drive configuration, and the different tires. The starting prices for both vehicles also suggests the Turbo is faster than the GT3.
Of course performance numbers will always vary based on location, temperature and the person driving the vehicle.
4.
Do you remember the 70s?
- Sullivan Exonia
I would prefer not to.
5. Dear Wireball, I am concerned about your friend and mine, Nils. He keeps saying he's going to bring back stuff from the old site but in spite of the fact that the new site has been up for over a year and a half, he hasn't done it. Furthermore, the two most recent comics were not even inked, let alone colored. Is Nils "all talk?" Is he actually "a thinker, not a doer?" Is he in fact "not a man of action?" Is he a downright "lazy bum?" The other kids on the playground say so but I try to defend him. However, it's becoming more difficult. Should I stop standing up for him or will he soon make me proud? Please help!
- "Pig" Whitley
Although Nils does work very hard on his website, I would not stand up for him. It may be some time before everything from the old site comes back, but rest assured he is aware of the problem. Thank you for sharing your problem.
6.
Do I inspire your comics? Also, what's up with slavery? That **** is whack. Pardon thy French.
- Frederick Douglass
Actually, I do not have anything to do with the comics. Nils writes and draws NibCrom Lives! on his own.
Also, slavery is whack.
7.
Do you find it kind of funny or kind of sad that the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had?
- Marcus Fenix
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take. When people run in circles it's a very, very...mad world.
8.
Do insects have blood?
- Joe Banks
Yes, insects do in fact have blood.
9.
If you listen to someone's ear, can you hear the ocean?
- Mr. Waturi
No, the only thing you can hear is earwax being produced.
10.
Oh Wire Ball of wisdom, when will we see some more Order 95 comics?
- Jodo
You can expect to see at least one new page no later than February 10, 2007.
11. If you were the coach of a football team and could pick one X-man to join your team, who would you pick? I would pick Multiple Man. Or Nightcrawler. Go Bears!!!!!
- Meg
Let us take a look at a few possibilites, along with some pros and cons for each X-Man:
Beast: Hank McCoy would be an excellent choice for a football team, as he has amazing acrobatic abilities and has previously played football to great success.
Multiple Man: While seemingly a good choice with his ability to duplicate himself, he may disqualified from play for having too many players on the field for using his power.
Storm: Able to fly and control weather, though her abilities may be stifled in indoor arenas.
Rogue: Her comic book persona is able to fly, which would be an excellent asset on any football team.
Professor X: The leader of the X-Men is the most powerful telepath alive, giving him great control over situations around him.
Nightcrawler: Being able to teleport would make scoring points simple.
My choice would have to be Professor X. His amazing abilities allow him to temporarily paralyze large groups of people, making every game a sure win. This of course assumes they would allow a wheelchair on the football field.