1. Why do all the characters in Nibcrom Lives! wear really short ties? Esquire would not approve.
- Sullivan Exonia
Yes, it is true. Nils sometimes draws the ties in NibCrom Lives! shorter than they would be in real life. He told me he was trying to make a fashion statement and start a new trend, I say he is a poor artist. To prove me wrong (even though I was right) Nils claims he is planning on releasing his own fashion/lifestyle magazine called "Jeans & T-Shirts" with a special editorial on short ties.
2. Does Kevin like me?
- Erika
Kevin likes you, he even like likes you. Like, for real.
3.
How come Nils smells like a butt?
We're all just curious.
- All of Nils' friends and relatives
The horrific stench rising from Nils' body could be blamed on the current location of his place of business, a sewer treatment plant, but Nils has smelled bad for some time. And here's why:
When Nils was 12 years old, he set himself on fire while attempting to recreate the ending of the first Ghostbusters film. Suffering from third degree burns, he was forced to get several skin grafts, the only available source being from a tauntaun. Tauntauns expel some of their waste products through their skin, giving the creatures a terrible stench. This characteristic followed when Nils received his skin graft. Thank goodness I don't have a nose!
The End. Nils has declared that Ask The Wire Ball will continue to have weekly a presence as long as there are questions to answer, so we will be keeping the current update schedule for at least two more weeks. See you next Wednesday.
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