1. Mother, should I trust the government?
- Roger Waters
I am not your mother, but you should not trust the government. They have been withholding information regarding Area 51 for many years and they refuse to let us purchase fine Cuban cigars. And isn't it our right to choose whether or not raccoons should wear sunglasses? Health care for mutton chops? No, my children, we will not hamper. We will not withdraw. We will fight for our right to use CDs as pillows. Helicopters for Senate! Helicopters for Senate!
2. How do they cram all that graham into Golden Grahams? And so on...
- Donny
Graham is not actually crammed into Golden Grahams, but neatly placed under the honey like the tooth fairy placing a quarter under your pillow at night.
3.
What is a poob? My friend called me one the other day. Maybe they're not really my friend. Dummy!
- Jarvis D.
Poob is a slang term for an automobile tire that has lost the majority of it's tread. Poobs should be removed from a vehicle as soon as possible, because they are not safe to drive on. Discarded poobs are typically recycled into chewing gum or computer cases for Dell.
The End. Thank you for allowing me to answer your questions humans. It brings me great delight. And since I never sleep, I can answer your questions even in the dead of night. Next Wednesday: Ask the Wire Ball #32.
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