1. What's a mop and what does it have to do with my posture? PS - Thanks for the great poob advice. I did not know that!!!! I shredded all my tires instantly!
- Q'Washeem
A mop is a common household instrument used for cleaning floors, often used with a bucket full of soap and water.
If someone were to tell you to "be like a mop" in reference to your posture, they want you to sit up straight, like the handle of a mop. Or they want you to be dirty, wet and full of dead bugs like the head of the mop.
2. How many times is it appropriate to call someone within one hour if you have a non-urgent question and you know for a fact the person you are calling is otherwise indisposed? I think it is 8.
- Aunt Spaz
In America, it would be appropriate to call them no more than 6 times in one hour unless the question was in reference to your cable television being out of order.
But if you are in Mexico, you can call 11 times because of the exchange rate.
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Have you ever knowingly used steroids, or has Nils ever rubbed some strange cream all over your body? Might I remind you that you are under oath...
- Feder L. Prosecutor
I have never used steroids or any performance-enhancing drug to increase my mass or my intellect. Although I do get a clear-coat from time to time to keep the rust away.
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