1. Brown Slacks? Meow.
- Katie
There you have it, folks. Proof that cats know how to use the Internet.
I do not have any brown slacks. But I have been known to wear black pants on occasion.
2. What is your favorite game platform, and how do you play it?
- Saladin the Muffin Man
My favorite game platform is the Nintendo DS. It is just as portable as I am, meaning Nils can take it on the trips I am on with him. Nils ended up buying a second Nintendo DS, fearing I would scratch up the bottom screen. Touching is good!
3.
Now that the summer is over, I think it is fair game to ask you what your favorite movie this year was thus far. I think the best movie this summer was Hairspray.
- Gene Shalit
Gene Shalit, you are a buffoon for thinking Hairspray was the best movie of the year. With the notable exception of Cannibal the Musical, most musicals are a complete waste of film and Hairspray is absolutely useless.
My favorite film of the year so far has been 300, but I there are several films I have yet to see. I only see movies when they come out on DVD. Some companies have begun to charge me admission to movie theaters and Nils is too cheap to pay for me.
The End. Will Ask the Wire Ball be back next week? I guess it depends if Nils is in the mood to type up my answers. Thanks for reading!
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