1.
Do you celebrate Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa, and, if so, what was your favorite gift?
- Meticulous Girl
My favorite (and only) Christmas gift this year was a wire brush, the same gift I receive every year from Nils. It keeps me looking shiny and clean.
2.
What is "Street Cred" and how do I get some?? And secondly, after that, how do I GET SOME if you know what i'm talkin bout!
- Marlon Wayans
Here is a very simple two-part process to get street cred:
1. Make a film called "White Chicks".
2. Make a film called "Little Man".
After completing these tasks, you should have no problem "getting some", I assure you.
3.
What's your favorite band? I hope it's none of that crap that Nils likes...
- Tre Cool
Let me be honest with you, human. I find most of your species' music a waste of time and effort. I often would rather listen to a fax machine than some of the annoying songs people have made.
If I had to pick a favorite band, this band being my preferred choice, I would say that Starship is my favorite band. "We Built This City" is one of the few musical contributions humans can be proud of.
The End. I hope you have found this edition of Ask the Wire Ball most enlightening. Until next time, keep on pondering.
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