1.
Responding to the recent wireball attacks in Bono-bono Pontoon, I just have to ask - can true peace and understanding ever truly be reached between humans and wireballs? Is it just a pipedream or is it really possible?
- Piccadilly Fontaine
The biggest difference between a human and a wire ball is the animate versus inanimate nature. Due to this conundrum, wire balls will always be at the physical mercy of the human race, but humans will always look towards wire balls for their superior intellect.
We can't just wish for peace between the races, we have to make it happen. I do my part by answering questions in this column. The next time you meet a wire ball (and I'm the only intelligent one in this solar system) ask yourself, what am I doing to bring humans and wire balls together?
2.
Wire ball, why don't you have a spiffy t-shirt with your very own image on it?
- Justin Mckendry
An Inanimate Wire Ball t-shirt is a possibility, but what would be on it? I must admit I am handsome in real life, but my visage does not always reproduce well in other mediums. Would it have a logo? And more importantly, would people actually buy it? It would be difficult for most people to say yes.
3.
So, who do you got winning the NBA Finals? The Lakers or the Celtics?
- Tim Donaghy
Under normal circumstances, I would choose the Celtics to beat the Lakers, but I have reason to believe the remaining NBA Finals games will be canceled to make way for competitive games involving making miniature houses out of popsicle sticks.
The End. Is there a question that you need answered? Send it to me, and I will answer it in a future column. Good day!
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