Billy Gunn's Excellent Adventure
December 1, 2000

Jim Ross: Come on Vince, I'm sick of watching Miami Vice.

Vince McMahon: Shut up, J.R.! This show is great.

Jim Ross: You know we should be thinking of ways to get K-Kwik over with the crowd. He can be bigger than Meat, I tell ya!

Stone Cold: Don't worry J.R. It's already being taken care of.

Jim Ross: I hope so, Steve.

Michael Cole: Billy Gunn, you've been watching K-Kwik wrestle on the monitors back here, so let me ask you something. What do you think of him?

Billy Gunn: That K-Kwik is really something!

Jim Ross: 'That K-Kwik is really something?' That was Stone Cold's plan?! Have Billy Gunn put K-Kwik over? 'The One' sucks harder than a hoover!

Tazz: I'm definitely gonna have to choke this punk out!

Jim Ross: The crowd doesn't seem to like it either! Listen to those boos and hisses! It looks like Gunn is coming out to the ring.

Billy Gunn: I'm sick and tired of being treated like crap. Why does everyone think I suck???

K-Kwik: Shut up Billy Gunn! No one wants to listen to your moaning!

Jim Ross: Oh my goodness! The crowd is loving him! I guess Billy Gunn did put K-Kwik over after all. By being such a stupid moron, Gunn made K-Kwik look even better! Thanks for all of your help Billy Gunn!

Billy Gunn: Well, I guess my work here is done. It's time to retire.