Freeze Spray Commercial
April 1, 2003
April 1, 2003

"Alas, school has left me thirsty once more."

"I am so...parched!"

"Coca-Cola, how I've missed you..."

"Bah! This crap is warm!"

"I need to make this cold, but how?"

"I know! I'll freeze it! But what can I freeze it with?"

HAVE YOU TRIED BRAND NEW BLOW OFF FREEZE SPRAY?!
"No, I have not, but it sounds wonderful! How do you use it?"

Just aim it at whatever you want to freeze, and pull the trigger!

See?

"Holy crap! This stuff is powerful! It blew my Coke right out of my hand!"
How does your Coke taste?

"Ah...it tastes like a dream!"

"This stuff is great! I'm recommending it to all of my friends."

BLOW OFF FREEZE SPRAY:
When you want things cold, freeze 'em the fun way!
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