Please, please drive faster.
- Nils
Clone troopers can apparently go old school.
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And Kemzi dreams of better things.
- Nils
Nibcrom should have said that in the first place.
- Nils
Nibcrom is unfamiliar with human reproduction.
- Nils
Don't let Nibcrom be your dietician.
- Nils
Pete offers some words of wisdom of his own.
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You might say these are words to live by.
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All is well when no one stays in jail.
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Shia LaBeouf forgot to buy something.
Order 95 continues later this week.
- Nils
Shia LaBeouf has been drinking the special magic sauce.
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Responding to the recent wireball attacks in Bono-bono Pontoon, I just have to ask - can true peace and understanding ever truly be reached between humans and wireballs? The answer to this and other questions is in Ask The Wire Ball #39.
- Nils
You thought I abandoned Order 95? Just because I haven't posted a new page in over a year?
- Nils
Anyone who's anyone shops at Walsteens.
Tuesday: Order 95 returns. You may want to reaquint yourself.
Wednesday: New Ask the Wire Ball.
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John is still not interested in buying one.
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Does it come with a gift receipt?
Happy Memorial Day!
- Nils
The plan goes smoothly.
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Dave and Barry are on a mission.
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John decides Nibcrom needs to set some boundaries.
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What is this? Back to the Future Part 2?
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It's not that you don't eat them, you don't wear them.
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Start saving your money.
- Nils
What with all the sharp objects nearby.
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First comes love, then comes marriage...
- Nils
Knowledge is power.
Happy Easter!
- Nils
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Our heroes begin to solve the mystery.
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What do you find more attractive: Princess Leia, or her iron bikini? The answer to this and other questions is in Ask The Wire Ball #38.
- Nils
The realization is unimaginable for John.
If things go as planned, we should have a new Ask the Wire Ball ready for Wednesday, featuring MANY questions and answers.
- Nils
Nibcrom and his friends seek help to solve the mystery of The Great Freeze.
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Take your stinking paws off me, you darn dirty Vulcan!
- Nils
Once again, Nibcrom finds it is best to just walk away.
- Nils
Mr. Cole is in denial.
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Warning! Fake spoilers ahead! No, it won't ruin anything for you.
- Nils
Will the writers' strike affect the Nibcrom Central Awards? The answer to this and other questions is in Ask The Wire Ball #37.
- Nils
If Sylvester Stallone were to go back in time, it would be a heck of a fight.
Will there be a new Ask the Wire Ball on Wednesday? Sources say yes!
- Nils
Mr. Cole is not easily impressed.
- Nils
What is "Street Cred" and how do I get some?? And secondly, after that, how do I GET SOME if you know what i'm talkin bout! The answer to these and other questions is in Ask The Wire Ball #36.
- Nils
Sure you like Shrek 2 now, but how will you feel about it later?
As of today, Nibcrom Central has been online for a total of 8 years.
Come back on Wednesday for a new Ask the Wire Ball.
- Nils